You asked for it. Liz demanded it, and here it is.
Team Polizei has grown, we’ve made a lot of new friends, and our incredible weekend @ MotoGP made it clear that it was time to seriously update the Team Polizei Contact List page.
So here it is. Almost four times longer than the old one, and its still not done, at least not until someone I forgot complains. Don’t worry, this list will grow much longer in the next few days.
To all our new friends and business partners, thanks for your amazing support. You know who you are and Polizei schwag is coming, along with some Shirley Temples (so you can retain designated driver status AND your SCCA & Grand Am licenses.)
So…want to reach Liz? Rene? Henri? They and everyone else can be found here.
Our Kommandant, our Kapitan, our Master Pilot and TRG’s CEO sat down for a press conference this morning. If one’s unfamiliar, the names would be Alex Roy, René Villeneuve, Henri Richard and Kevin Buckler. Not since Yalta has such a collective powerful minds come together to decide the fate of the free world.
Twitter. All at Polizei HQ give their word that although it is now being deployed, we are doing so NOT because of the media hype of recent weeks, but because our long dormant account had to remain so until the final peices of our plan were ready.
Fahrzkrucht 1 Alert Polizei Operations US West
0300hr PST
Team Polizei will make a major announcement later today. The statement will pertain to Team Polizei’s undercover operations carried out during the last 12 months, and the team’s first public deployment since 2007, to mid-May.
Matt Farah's Aston Martin Vanquish Gets Towed After He Breaks It Doing Donuts...
Expanding and extrapolating upon our low-budget Polizeisploitation flick, the minds at Garage 419 offer up their own expanded multicamera version of events, including characters like Farnbacher Loles‘ Roger Garbow, Jalopnik‘s Ray Wert and Derek D. of Fast Lane Daily. Of course, by singling them out, we’re failing to mention a whole host of other people who lost. In all seriousness, it’s the most well-produced thing the 419 crew has put together so far. Roy makes reference to medieval warfare and lovemaking. Johnson regrettably reprises his “Iron Fist of Victory” schtick. Not shown, however, is the Aston Vanquish with the kaput power steering — a result of host Matt Farah’s early-morning donut antics. We did, however, get a picture of it being loaded onto the flatbed. Remember, schadenfreude wasn’t invented by Team Polizei.
The UK’s Finest News Source* – also known as the Daily Sport – published the third of seven excerpts from "The Driver" today, and the headline must be the best quote of all time.
The UK’s Finest News Source* – also known as the Daily Sport – published the second of seven excerpts from "The Driver" today, and somehow their photographer managed to make Michael Ross and I look exactly as pale and menacing as our enemies say we do in our day-to-day lives. Maybe it’s the black & white…either way, score two (!) for tabloid journalism!
The UK’s Finest News Source* – also known as the Daily Sport – published the first of seven excerpts from "The Driver" today, obviously targeted at the very same readership I had in mind when I wrote the book…and that I belong to . I have to say I’m also a big fan of the liquor ad on the left side of my full page spread. If you have to ask (and you’re NOT at work) please click through for The Daily Sport’s homepage. (WARNING – ADULT CONTENT)
. I have to say I’m also a big fan of the liquor ad 
